$59 Slimming Cellulite Reduction Body Wrap
If you've fallen into an Internet hole otherwise known as bacon recipes, then we're here to throw you a rope with detoxifying Loot at Astoria Colonic.
Grab a colonic for $49 (reg. $120) or a slimming cellulite reduction body wrap treatment for $59 (reg. $120).
Talk with an experienced practitioner about the colonic before you get started. You'll lay on a table as a disposable tube (with separate inflow and outflow) is gently inserted. The practitioner massages your abdomen as the water from the inflow tube helps the body release waste through the outflow tube. The waste that leaves your body includes toxins, excess fats, harmful bacteria, and parasites.
For the body wrap, you'll be slathered in a detoxifying solution and wrapped tightly to flush out toxins, improve circulation, boost metabolism, and minimize cellulite, of course.
When you're through, you'll be asking, "Bacon who?"